Die Haie von Lagos

Erich's Biography




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GOOD DAY,
YOU MAY BE SURPRISED TO RECEIVE THIS BIO SINCE YOU DO NOT KNOW ME.

I AM ERICH ADENAUER, THE SON OF LATE HORST ERHARD, A FAMOUS GERMAN COCOA MERCHANT; WHO WORKED AS AN ENGENEER FOR THE CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL (CRP) OF THE NATIONAL GERMAN PETROLEUM COMPANY (NGPC). MAY HIS SOUL REST IN PERFECT PEACE.

BEFORE HE WAS SHOT DEATH BY HIS COLLEAGUES AT THE BANK, HE TOLD HIS LAWYER, BARRISTER MARIAM ABACHA, THAT HE HAD SET ASIDE THE SUM OF $123,456,789.00 (TWOHUNDREDTSIXTYFIVEBILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY), THAT HE HAD PLANNED TO USE FOR THE BUYING OF COW VACCINE.

THE MONEY WAS DEPOSITED IN A SILVER TRUNK, WHICH WAS LABELLED "PRIVATE PARTS" AND IS NOW AT A SECURITY COMPANY IN AMSTERDAM.

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I PRESUME YOU ARE AWARE THERE IS A FINANCIAL DISPUTE BETWEEN MY FAMILY ( THE KIESINGERS ) AND THE PRESENT CIVILLIAN GOVERNMENT.

I WAS CONTINUALLY THREATENED TO ABANDON MY INHERITANCE FROM MY FATHER (WOLFGANG BRANDT ) AFTER HE WAS MURDERED.

FOLLOWING THIS UGLY DEVELOPMENT I RESISTED FOR A WHILE, BUT WHEN THE DANGER BECAME UNBEARABLE, AND I SURVIVED TWO MURDER ATTEMPTS BY THE REBELS OF WILFRIED SCHMIDT , I FLED GERMANY WITH THE HELP OF MY FATHER'S CLOSE FRIENDS MR. JOHANNES KOHL FROM AUSTRALIA, ALSO A FARMER, AND MR. GUSTAV SCHRÖDER, A PROFESSIONAL TAXIDRIVER AT THE BERLIN EXPRESSWAY, WHO WERE LIVING IN GERMANY WITH US.

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BECAUSE WE IN GERMANY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO POSSESS FOREIGN CURRENCY I NEED YOUR HUMBLE AND CONFIDENTIAL ASSISTANCE IN THIS PROPOSAL. MYSELF AND MY MOTHER HEIDI MERKEL HAVE DECIDED TO GIVE TO YOU 50% FOR YOUR FAVOUR.

NOTE THAT I HAVE ALSO SET ASIDE 10% OF THE TOTAL SUM FOR ALL KINDS OF EXPENSES THAT MAY COME OUR WAY IN THE PROCESS OF THIS TRANSACTION, AND 10% FOR CHARITY DONATION, AND 80% FOR MYSELF. WILL BE LEFT IN THE ACCOUNT HERE FOR ME.





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